*sniff*...it's beautiful! WANG!

WANG! :D :D

Yay! Now I get to post on TWO blogs while paying 25cents a minute for internet access! Woot!...Nah, jokes. ;) Man, I can't wait to get back home, this whole legal drinking age 21 crap is SHIT. Especially in Vegas where if you even look at security wrong, they bitchslap your candy ass with their massive biceps and make you scream mama while they violate you rectally with a thermometer.

Not that that's happened to me or anything.

So anyway, it's been a pretty damn tame trip. I guess that's what happens when you're with the family. I'm trying to wingle my way into conning them all into staying at a backpackers in San Francisco so I can at least have some kind of weird shenanigans before I leave the country. So I'll have to say that, until further notice, I can't accept any random dares yet. It's just not safe. ;)

PS: Wanglor is a kickass name. The name of my firstborn child has been found!

Edit: I paid AUS$6 to clean up this post's formatting. I hope you appreciate it. I know I do.