I am Aghast

Very rarely in this job do I encounter something that truly stuns me anymore. I've done this shit for so long I was fairly certain I'd seen every possible example of human stupdiity. Well I thought that up to yesterday (Saturday).

Kmart had on sale some SPLIT system (that's important) Air Conditioning units. Because its a SPLIT system it comes in 2 boxes. The wall mounted outlet and the actually cooler thingo. At the end of Saturday I had a few people come up with just the small, outlet box wanting to buy them. Normally we keep all that kind of shit on the floor, so there should be say 5 big boxes and 5 little boxes. Well Saturday arvo we had 5 little boxes and no big ones. I doubled checked out the back, yep definitely all our big ones should be on show.

So get this. Some stupid fuck has come to Layby to grab a cheap air con. This dick has picked up the big box and left the little one behind. Despite the fact that all boxes are clearly marked X of 2, there are retards out there who have only taken one box. I was literally stunned to discover this. What the fuck do they do when they take they Air Con out at home? Try and mount it on the wall. I'd hate to work at the Service Desk when they return it.

"urggghh yeah I bought this AirCon and not only is it a bitch to mount but it does nothing but leak and doesn't cool the room down."

"Um thats cause you needed the fucking OUTLET BOX AS WELL"

Yarrr I'm so glad no one is likely to come up to me and say that because if they did I would have serious trouble not ripping there heads off and mounting it on a pike.