The ongoing stories and shenanigans of a group of friends seperated by land, time and sea, who have randomly awesome times and never bothered to write about them. Part memoir, part pirate, with a dash of cheekiness and a serving of crasness, enjoy the dish that is Wanglor.

Thursday, May 25

RE followup

So as Drew stated we were in the ATM line at the RE when the ganglor guy and his hot girlfriend started playing toss the poop right in front of us and the chick behind us noticed our looks of horror. Drew admitted pretty easily that he wouldn't mind a chick like that checking out his chocolate starfish however I was more adamant about my disgust, telling her "I don't want anyone checking out my prostate who isn't a doctor and even then that is just a necessary part of life not a fantasy".

The conversation continued on with much bitching from both us and her about the complete deadshits who were trying to learn how to use an ATM machine. I swear some of the calls we made were just rude to apes and retards in general after all I'm sure an ape could learn to use an ATM after 18 years.

We finally made it to the machine and it was starting to get uncomfortable as the chick behind us was still talking about anal fingering, honestly my hole tightened up a fair bit after 5 minutes of this conversation and I'm sure if I had to put up with much more that I would in fact have to vomit up my turds for the rest of my life. Fortunately she just changed to death threats about how we better not take too long on the machine so Drew did his best and we got the fuck out of that uncomfortable situation...never to see her again.

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