Night Clerks

Sadsack and I were out one night at a party consuming quite a bit of alcohol before the big drive back home. The truth is that we knew this was coming and you often have a decision hanging over your head for the whole night. Do you go for making toilet stops all the way home or put up with the uncomfortable time before you leave the party sober?. The particular place we were at was so bad that we were forced to continue drinking until at least the moment we left which meant the inevitable toilet stops.

Our last stop was at an all night service station which of course never has an open toilet. I walked in and grabbed the key off the guy at the desk who pointed Sadsack and myself outside and around the corner to the toilet. In our defense, this is where most of the toilets on service stations are so we continued walking around the corner only to find that all that was around the corner was another wall. As a reward for screwing around with us while intoxicated, he was treated to watching us on the monitor take a leak all over the rear wall of the store.

How cool would being a night clerk at a service station be? Can you imagine a guy walking in looking for a condom because he's just picked up a hot girl before he's come home from drinking. You'd be able to make this dude do just about anything before you actually agreed to sell him any. His whole getting any would completely be dependent on what kind of night you were having beforehand.