Motherland

So the boys told me I should be updating wanglor while they have been gone and honestly I've been a slack fuck. Between work and partying like a wild goat I have actually had plenty of time to update but just nothing to talk about so I figured I'd give a little shoutout to the boys and a brief overview of what has been going on for Blenderedlove and I.

Basically since you guys left in between the crying I have been trying to drown out the pain by surrounding myself with as many other people as possible...like that would cure my loneliness or something. So Chris and I have basically invaded the happy care house as often as possible, new years there was great, I don't remember much other than Chris assisting me in falling off the stairs by pushing me and then me holding his hair back while he clogged the sink with vomit.

After the festivities we have tried to be there every few days, Chris is even asking for a key to the house which I'm sure is on its way. Anyhow for the Sizzlord I have some interesting news, I saw subway girl at work today and she is STILL with fetus, I swear it has been like 11 months now and she is fucking HUUUUUUUGE. At some point I am going to have to take a stick to her belly and hope the fucking thing comes out....hopefully without altering her boob size because those things are glorious.

Hope you boys are enjoying every minute of your trip, can't wait until your return so we can have muchos partios, I don't even care if you are partied out you are drinking with Chris and I until we are all sick of having sex with each other.