Debauchery

It appears that even though the five of us are both countries and thousands of kilometres apart, we still manage to engage in debaucherous and some might even say lecherous behaviour bordering on the criminal and marginally criminally insane. A round of applause for us all.

Tonight I am feeling in an increasingly erudite and loquacious mood, thereunto leading towards a missive of increased verbosity and the prolongation of erstwhile unanimous incredulity should a prehistoric acumen such as Sizzlord's stumble across it.

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Right, fuck that, its easier to write normally. Well done to the boys for engaging in what I've heard was an excellent endeavour at the Rubics Cube part-ay. And by boys I mean Sadsack. At least someone is carrying on the naked tradition eschued by Wanglor. What's with the no-show Mr.Love? Did the bright colours offend you? I told you that just because we're not around doesn't mean he can act like a little girl. But does he listen?

No. They never do. And that's a lesson we all must take on board.

Anyway, we just escaped (and I mean literally escaped, that town wouldn't fucking let us go) Vang Vieng, the party capital of the UNIVERSE. We are physically feeling like ratshit because four constant days of partying, drinking, walking, talking, tubing, and multidious other activities just knocked the shit out of us. So if you ever hear us complaining about being too tired for a party, just remind us of Vang Vieng. And we'll have all the energy in the world.

As for cunt and fuck, we find it increasingly difficult to not colour our comments with our favourite swearwords. It'll become a bit of an issue when we get home and we, say, stub our toe. "Fucking cunt fuck! Drew! Fucking OW!" will be my phrase, as I always need Drew to lean on when I kick my poor broken toe. Drew, on the other hand, will be more like an elongated "CUUUUUUUNTTTTTTT!" in the sense of "Khaaaaaaaaaan!" from Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan. We're also quite fond of the words "piss", "fart", "dusseldorf" and "bratwurst", although the German name thing will need to be explained when we return.

The Return is approaching, gentlemen. Prepare thyselves. And thy happy holes.