Valentine's Day

The day of love, the day of people getting together or couples just celebrating being together, what a wonderful day to be alive and in love…wrong. It’s a day of men making mistakes, of harpies getting their way and of women being even more insecure and insane. My good friend Gabriel Symes mentioned it being a day where a woman can tell her man she just wants to cuddle and talk about feelings instead of make love, however I say when is there a day when a woman can’t say this? After all we all know that women are evil succubi who simply want to torture us for their own gratification and nothing gets a woman off quicker than watching a man squirm while he tries to talk about feelings (feelings rant coming soon).

Women hold so much power in relationships but they still want a day to celebrate their ability to create a pussy whipped bitch? I can understand a single woman feeling the need for a day like Valentine’s Day. Where a secret admirer can buy her gifts and sweep her off her feet in the romantic display that she has always dreamed of while masturbating over her emo rock star clippings. But I ask you do we really need a day dedicated to trying to get people together or keep them together by ‘celebrating their love’? If you can’t gutsy up the courage to tell that hottie you want to let her play ping pong with your testicles without the day of love backing you up then you really do deserve to be a pussy whipped bitch. And if you can’t hold your relationship together without a preset day each year just to be happy that you have someone then maybe you shouldn’t be in a relationship at all.

No this day is not necessary, it is a leach upon society but especially sucks the blood of men into their succubi mates for them. A day where your significant other should be treated like a princess, even though she is still just as demanding and domineering the rest of the year. Why do they need a day to be pampered and in charge when that is basically a relationship to begin with and god forbid you sign up to have and to hold, because all you will be having is a headache and all you will be holding is her handbag.

All of this really does beg the question however, for all we men have to do to acquire and keep a woman why are days then made to destroy us in our goal for pussy, Valentine’s Day, Anniversaries, Birthdays, forget one of these and you might not be back on your pussy quest for quite some time. Just ask Johan what can happen when you attempt to ignore a special woman day. Furthermore where are days for men to celebrate our cunning and ability to put up with women, we get what…Father’s Day? Which requires sticking through it long enough to actually have a child and then your kid is expected to buy you shit with money that you give him (and I say him because daughters do not need to buy things for their dad because according to their mothers women are better than men).

Is it too much to ask that we men get one day in the year where we can come home and lay down in bed and say “Sorry honey, I don’t really want you to talk I just want you to suck my penis, swallow my load and then let me go to sleep”. We work hard putting up with women on a daily basis, some of them we aren’t even trying to sleep with but we still put up with them out of the kindness of our hearts. To all the women out there please do me a favour and support Shutup and Suck it Day, gifts will include things like body chocolate, oil, porn and a relaxing evening of no nagging just the pleasant squelching sound of you sucking some dick.

Sadsack is the cynic of the party, nothing in this world is too good for him to destroy with his negative attitude and overall distaste for all things. Like his fellow wangers he enjoys the brew and the postity post. Most of his work can be found here on wanglor, plans for an online comic are in the works at present but nothing official has been released.