The ongoing stories and shenanigans of a group of friends seperated by land, time and sea, who have randomly awesome times and never bothered to write about them. Part memoir, part pirate, with a dash of cheekiness and a serving of crasness, enjoy the dish that is Wanglor.

Thursday, November 9

Amazing world

The world can occassionally impress me, when a slamming hottie like Scarlett Johansson can drag some random guy into a car and give him a blowjob with her microphone still on and recording the whole time to the delight of the sound crew....but then everyone else is such a prude about everything. Honestly what is the big deal about sex? We all to some degree have something to do with sex, hell I haven't met anybody yet who has introduced themselves as being birthed from artificial insemination or being the child of a virgin.

Damn religion for creating this idea of sex as being something special between two people who are in love, it is just a fun thing to do between people, sure its more enjoyable when you are having sex with someone who you have deep feelings for, but isn't everything more enjoyable with that person? Sex doesn't magically become depressing just because you aren't in love with the person. For a world based on sex we are so immature when we criticise people for their choice of sexuality or sexual preferences or promiscuity. Swinging shouldn't be seen as some sinful creation, honestly what better way to keep a relationship secure than to both explore other aspects of sexual desire. One person cannot fulfill all of your fantasies and the more pressure you put on them to do exactly that the more you kill your own chances of having a stable relationship.

Greek, Spanish, spit, swallow, anal, missionary, doggie, threesome, foursome, moresome and fun....the more everyone got of these things would make one happy world. Anyone who can say they'd rather fight than bonk like monkeys is a liar or a creep. In closing this world is seriously fucked up and I wish I could just put on some Bob Marley and stink the house out with weed until people joined the ranks of the enlightened.

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