The ongoing stories and shenanigans of a group of friends seperated by land, time and sea, who have randomly awesome times and never bothered to write about them. Part memoir, part pirate, with a dash of cheekiness and a serving of crasness, enjoy the dish that is Wanglor.

Wednesday, October 11

I ruined a families Christmas

This one actually happened around July, I'm just lazy with the posting.

It's the huge fuck off toy sale that Kmart has and I'm working the Layby department as always. This family rocks up with two huggggeee trolleys, packed full of toy shit. I cry a little internally and start putting them through. After about the fourth item they pull out some clearance stuff. I can't layby clearance stuff, I get yelled at, so I inform them. The stare at me for a second and their faces fall. Minutes later only another two items out've the massive trolleys join the other shit on the counter, everything else is clearance and forms a massive pile sitting on a nearby display dishwasher.

After they finish the layby and walk off saddened, the kid eyes the massive pile of toys and asks mummy why they're not taking it with. She tells him that they can't afford it and the kid starts wailing, crying and carrying on. At this point the father looses it and engages his wife in a loud dispute about how they should've just bought the stuff and their christmas will suck now etc. etc. Eventually their shouting died off in the distance and silence came back to me.



HAHAHAHAH I RUINED A FAMILIES FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!!

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