Women

So I was having a little one on one time with God and he told me that women were in fact a mistake, he made one for himself and then of course Adam wanted one and look what has happened. Today they are constantly watching us, judging us and telling us what to do and at the same time we actually have to work to acquire one of these creatures.

I just do not get it, why do we have to put in all this effort to attract one of these creatures which were basically designed as a sex aide and only to realise that they actually are people of their own and bam that we don't want them anymore. I wish I lived in one of those countries where you could still buy a woman and no I don't mean by the hour, I mean one payment and then she shuts up makes my dinner and we lay together three times a week in sexual congress no questions asked and no expectations on her part to actually feel the least bit pleasured by the experience.

If only all men could go on a world wide strike until women started being people instead of just waiting until a man makes them a person and then they unleash all their pent up crazy on the man who has shown them nothing but affection. Please ladies, take out your crazy on the rest of the world, hell take up road rage I find it helps my stress levels incredibly well but I implore you to take a look at a man who is just trying to impress you so he can get into your pants and cut him some slack...at the end of the day it's just like medicine, swallow it fast before it starts to burn.