I made a kid cry

(yeah yeah, its a few weeks late but who fucking cares)

So I'm at work a while ago on the registers, stuck serving a constant stream of fucking arseholes, when I was presented with the best oppurtunity ever. Basically a lady came through with a kid in her trolley. This kid was clutching two chuppa chups in its tight little fist and screaming at the top of his lungs "MY CHUPPA CHUPS! MINE!!!". It was ear splitting. I tried to ignore the first one, and a little piece of my soul died when he did it a second and a third time. Then he made his fatal mistake.

Letting go of his chuppa chups, he left them on the counter while he picked his nose or something shit. So quick like lightning I snatch up the lollies in front of this little fuck and scream "MY CHUPPA CHUPS! MINE!", turn and throw them into my little bin on the counter filled with random lollies. The kid just stares at me, with this horrified OMFG expression for a second before he bursts into tears and startings wailing to his mum.

The best of the encounter was that I turned to the mother and asked if she actually wanted to buy the chuppa chups. She just looked at me placidly, said no, paid for her shit and walked off, screaming kid in tow. The fact that the register operating just yelled at her child and set him on a crying binge didn't actually seem to register.

One of my greatest moments at work ever.