The Most Confusing Bathroom Ever

I was at my work Christmas party last Saturday and as I'm chilling on a stool waiting for dinner, one of my chums comes hussling up and excitedly tells me that he's got to show me something in the bathroom. Foregoing the obvious "what the fuck" question I'm about to follow him in when dinner is finally served. My chum describes to me how he came inches from peeing into the sink in the bathroom because it looked uncannily like a urinal. I was a little skeptical until we sat down to eat and another chum comes up excitedly. "Guys I just had the most fucked up experience in the bathroom. I think I just pissed in the sink and the boss's husband saw me."

The sink in this bathroom was what would normally be a metallic urinal trough except raised out of the floor and placed waste height. Chum2 walked in, thought the height was a little weird and began peeing. His then spotted the large mirrors placed at head height and wondered why anyone would place mirrors in front of a pissing trough. Although disconcerted he finished peeing. As he turned to find the sink to wash his hands, there stands the boss's husband staring at him oddly before backing away into a shitter cubicle. Chum2 does a complete 360 of the room without seeing any sinks. Back to where he started he finally noticed the large "Please wash your hands" sign and the water tapes sticking out of the wall above the urinal. The dude has mistaken the sink trough for the piss trough.

In his defence I did have a massive laugh at his expense before checking the loo out. And sure enough rather than having normal sinks, this place had decided just to scrap the urinal trough, raise it a meter and through some taps in. At least it serves as a one stop shop I guess.