The birth of Sadsack

In one week we shall be celebrating the 21st year since the birth of Sadsack, my work mates have already informed me that they will be trying to make the festivities impossible to forget. First on the agenda is they wish to have a male stripper give me a lap dance, then after that they plan to hold me down and steal my clothes so that I have to do a nudie run to my car to get home past all the other assorted staff. God I hope it isn't a cold night.

After this the Sizzlord and Adam and myself shall be venturing to the Gold Coast for more festivities over the weekend and for anyone who has ever heard of or witnessed our Coast adventures or any of our interstate adventures you should know this is going to be one crazy weekend. There will be barbecued food, alcohol, beach games, alcohol, beach fights, alcohol, Adam sleeping naked, alcohol to get over Adam sleeping naked in the lounge instead of one of the bed rooms, loud music and a whole lot of wanging.

To all of the people who will be joining us thank you for coming to participate in the greatest event of the season, we appreciate an audience almost as much as Adam appreciates his own body. Drew has promised to be in fine form and by that he means he will be quoting Dave Chapelle in the best ghetto black man accent to come out of a white mans mouth since the latest trash on Jerry Springer.

More information shall be revealed after we return from this adventure, may god have mercy on the Gold Coast, because we sure as hell won't, be ready Karma you frightened us last time but I still don't think we will clean the BBQ.

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