Young Sizzlord and the Attractive Sales Lady

Okay this is a bit of a random post, I don't really tell this story much and I hardly ever remember it so I decided to commit it to the blog for all eternity.

It all begins one day when Sizzlord is a fresh 17 year old and living at home alone for the very first time while his family was off pissing about New Zealand. There was a knock on the door so I answer it to be greeted by this stunningly cute young woman selling phone shit for Optus. She does her spiel, I do mine about how I'm not interested, she makes some comment about how hot it is (I'm pretty sure it was the tail end of summer, so Feb/March) and I agree, she asks for a water and without thinking, I say sure and invite her inside.

What followed was me having an indepth, totally barrier free, conversation with a gorgeous Philipino lady for nearly three hours. And I mean indepth we talked about her sex life, trouble with boyfriends, crazy shit other workmates get up to with people, how I'm finding highschool, what I wanna do after, whether I have a girlfriend, what her big hopes and dreams are. You name it we talked about it. What was fucking incredible about the whole surreal experience was how amazingly smooth it was. You hear about people have perfect "game" where they meet a chick and shit just happens. It sounds corny because I was so young but that's exactly what it was like. A perfect game. The finale to the whole thing when she finally had to go was that we exchanged numbers and she also decided to give me her friends number, who worked as a stripper at Showgirls (I think) in the City, saying she could hook me up with an awesome deal for my 18th with her and her stripper friend.

That's about as much as I can remember and I'm pretty sure I've told the story really shittely but at least I mite remember it a bit more now.

I also just found that I still have her name and number in my phone. Oh yes next time I'm out drinking someones going to get a phone call, muahahahah!