Toga Wang 2

I was actually in line for that wang. It was glorious.
Then I went inside and got drunk. The highlight of the night was when I undid Sarah's bra with one hand. I was a little drunk so it took me a minute or two to realise I was squeezing it in the wrong direction.

Don't ask me how that happened. I blame the beer.

We must use wanglor more.

Toga Wang

Last night I wanged maybe two hundred people in line for a Toga party.

Apperently the entire line went silent afterwards, I'm so proud.