Wanglor: The Wedding

Some of you may know from our facebook status....god bless facebook, never was there a better way to stalk your friends, anyhow the sizzlord and the sadsack have tied the knot.  Married life is different to what I was expecting...mostly because the sizzlord refuses to be the bitch in the relationship even though he is clearly a woman and I'm a ferocious lion of a man.  We decided after several years of friendship that it was finally time to take things to the next level.

The wedding was amazing, Chris was naturally the best man, he kept the rings safe...in his anus and insisted that we give him a prostate exam during the ceremony to get them on our fingers.  Paddington bear supervised the proceedings as he gave away the bride...he also got a little frisky with the flower girl.  The honeymoon was short and sweet, mostly because I have problems with premature ejaculation and the sizzlord gets full after one swallow.  We had our first baby the next morning...a brown baby boy, like most loving new parents we kept him around for a good 20 minutes before saluting and flushing him away.

First post since moving away...we sort of let things go to the shit with the blog so I'm going to try to get back into it, I'll post some updates about Tville soon and hopefully get the boys back into it as well.