Australia Day/Hottest 100

Australia day was held at my joint this year in true aussie style. The plan was to get together as many people as possible for beers at my house and listen to jjj's hottest 100. The countdown kicked off at 10am which was when I was preparing for the 1pm start to festivities.
Dave and Liam arrived at12 with an inflatable bed and carton of beer which enabled us to get stuck into a few coldies before the rest of the crew arrived.


Everyone else rocked on in with drinks and meat after 1 and joined us beering it up in the pool for a few hours. The pool water was fantastic, a nice 23-25 degrees while the outside world cooked at a 35+. An Australia day party wouldn't be complete without a bbq, so in the traditional manner we cooked up far more meat than was acceptable (5kgs+) . Steak, chops, sausages, beer onions, potato salad and a distinct lack of side dishes were all present for the wonderful feast which followed. After lunch we were waiting around for our special phone call from Drew and Adam overseas which true to Adam style, was at least 1.5 hours after he said it would be. We passed the rest of the afternoon as the sun went down by downing nearly two cartons of beer and drowning each other in the pool.

The party went on well into the night and we hooked up the projector to watch some movies until late. The night finally wound down with Amy and Yarna being quite intoxicated while myself and Liam were not. Our initial plan didn't include getting rid of the entire carton that Liam had brought so quickly... We were forced onto the gin while chatting with Danny who was already quite intoxicated. Australia day here at home was a roaring success, done in traditional style as opposed to the pretenders overseas, definitely going to be repeated for when the boys finally make it home from tripping.

As for not updating.... suck my wang

Night Clerks

Sadsack and I were out one night at a party consuming quite a bit of alcohol before the big drive back home. The truth is that we knew this was coming and you often have a decision hanging over your head for the whole night. Do you go for making toilet stops all the way home or put up with the uncomfortable time before you leave the party sober?. The particular place we were at was so bad that we were forced to continue drinking until at least the moment we left which meant the inevitable toilet stops.

Our last stop was at an all night service station which of course never has an open toilet. I walked in and grabbed the key off the guy at the desk who pointed Sadsack and myself outside and around the corner to the toilet. In our defense, this is where most of the toilets on service stations are so we continued walking around the corner only to find that all that was around the corner was another wall. As a reward for screwing around with us while intoxicated, he was treated to watching us on the monitor take a leak all over the rear wall of the store.

How cool would being a night clerk at a service station be? Can you imagine a guy walking in looking for a condom because he's just picked up a hot girl before he's come home from drinking. You'd be able to make this dude do just about anything before you actually agreed to sell him any. His whole getting any would completely be dependent on what kind of night you were having beforehand.

Australia Day Vietnam

So you can read about our Australia Day on Wangthai, but what about you guys? Howsabout a post on the shenanigans at Casa del Chriso, with included photos?

The Return, by the way, is a fucking AWESOME idea. Sort out details soon. And Chris, what possible excuse do you have for NOT posting on Wanglor in so long? It doesn't have to be a literary masterpiece, have a rant about something! Or perhaps a rundown of BDO? With photos! I'm loving this photo thing. Technology is grand.

PS: Check out that BEARD! And I've still got 4 weeks to go! It's MASSIVE!

The Return

I have decided that some weekend after the return of the thai travelers that we should go to the coast while it is still summer, I am sick of going down there when it is freezing and wondering how I miss going during summer every freaking year. So I propose a saturday evening departure with a monday morning return, I am posting this here because I am too lazy to root around through email addresses and actuall wait for responses, this way I know everyone in the world has read it and everyone will be there!

It will be a wangevent of legendary proportions involving drinking, wanging, alcohol, man on man love, man on goat love, dirty bbqs and of course beach shenanigans (did I get it right Adam? I don't use stupid words enough). So even if you fuckers aren't up for it after getting back...well I honestly don't care you will be there or I'll just leave you stranded at the airport and we can all pretend that you haven't returned yet until you change your mind.

P.S. Chris keeps telling me that he is going to add a story to wanglor but hes a slack fuck, so if you are reading this Chris get with the postity post or I really will find someone to have sex with in your bed tomorrow, it would probably only take a few drinks falling into the right hands so don't think I won't do it!

Motherland

So the boys told me I should be updating wanglor while they have been gone and honestly I've been a slack fuck. Between work and partying like a wild goat I have actually had plenty of time to update but just nothing to talk about so I figured I'd give a little shoutout to the boys and a brief overview of what has been going on for Blenderedlove and I.

Basically since you guys left in between the crying I have been trying to drown out the pain by surrounding myself with as many other people as possible...like that would cure my loneliness or something. So Chris and I have basically invaded the happy care house as often as possible, new years there was great, I don't remember much other than Chris assisting me in falling off the stairs by pushing me and then me holding his hair back while he clogged the sink with vomit.

After the festivities we have tried to be there every few days, Chris is even asking for a key to the house which I'm sure is on its way. Anyhow for the Sizzlord I have some interesting news, I saw subway girl at work today and she is STILL with fetus, I swear it has been like 11 months now and she is fucking HUUUUUUUGE. At some point I am going to have to take a stick to her belly and hope the fucking thing comes out....hopefully without altering her boob size because those things are glorious.

Hope you boys are enjoying every minute of your trip, can't wait until your return so we can have muchos partios, I don't even care if you are partied out you are drinking with Chris and I until we are all sick of having sex with each other.